If you’re lucky enough to not be sitting upstairs (in what I like to lovingly refer to the Harry Potter Cupboard over the Stairs/Computer Graveyard), you can tune in to the RANDOM things that get said between departments.
For example, Alison from accounting was showing me a photo of the morning glory that started blooming.
Fellow intern Josh pipes up: “Did you know that if you consume morning glory, it makes you hallucinate?”
Alison: “My chipmunks are eating it … does that mean I have hallucinating chipmunks?”
And then of course, I was helping the Design Director look for art for an upcoming issue, and my response was: “OH EM GEE! She’s hot!”
And I think, the assistant editor Karen was more shocked that I used chatspeak “OMG” in an actual conversation … started rhyming “OMG and B.O.B. and she’s super HA-PPPYYYY!”
I think this is what happens when you consume nothing but coffee and potato chips for 3 days. In college: it’s jet fuel. But in real world, caffeine and empty carbs does things to your brain.
–Taryn “Diego” Crane
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Truden