Born in early November, I’m a Scorpio. Fellow arachnids include Whoopi Goldberg; Kris, Kendall, and Caitlyn Jenner; and Matthew McConaughey. According to Cosmopolitan, “Matthew’s Sun, Mercury, and Neptune are all in Scorpio.” 

Whoa, McConaughey. Yeah, he’s got a sting. 

So has Tilda Swinton. Then there’s Gordon Ramsay, Tonya Harding, and Charles Manson. 

Gabrielle Union, Leon Trotsky, and Winona Ryder are Scorpios through and through, along with Pete Davidson and Sean Combs. “Rachel McAdams (Mean Girls) and Ryan Gosling are both Scorpios,” Cosmopolitan says. “No wonder The Notebook makes everyone cry so much.” May the sting be with you, Adam Driver. Intensity: is this the key to Björk? 

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