eHarmony founder Dr. Neil Clark Warren surprises real estate observers by putting his 29-acre, $6.8 million waterfront estate in Kennebunkport, across from President Bush’s Walker’s Point, on the market.

Sorry, 260 Ocean avenue, Kennebunkport, he’s just not that into you. You know how things like this go. The perfect owner is out there for you somewhere; it’s just time to move on.